Secret Pop

Dec 9, 2002

"Food! Water! Atmosphere!"

Maybe heaven is a themed restaurant. Maybe the heavenly hosts are animatronic animals who wear hats and business casual outfits. Maybe a giant aquarium and flaming drinks with more plastic decorations in them than actual beverage are the reward of the faithful for a life lived more boringly. Maybe the angels like the sound of a player piano that plays ragtime round the clock. Maybe.

The Sopranos made me cry.

But Spongebob made me smile. And it gave me fine ideas.

Dreams do come true.

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