I smell good enough to eat!

Have you heard of these new fragrances from Demeter? Lord love a sinner, these are the most delicious things my nose has ever happened upon. With varieties like Gingerale, Punch, Brownie, Sugar Cookie, Gin and Tonic, Tomato, Dirt (crazy, I know), This Is Not a Pipe (clever, but still crazy), Graham Cracker, Cinnamon Toast, and Angel Food (my favorite), I will be equipped to set mouths a-watering as early as two days from now when the UPS man makes my dreams come true. Once I can make my pillow smell of angel food cake, I will surely want to keep my head on it for long periods of time. Perhaps sleep can be mine after all...