Crush

Kate Winslet
Clean people
Michael Palin
George Clooney
My orthopedic surgeon
Two Johns
Several Alexes
Too many starship captains
Anderson Cooper (occasionally)
Jon Stewart (always)
Winnie the Pooh
Noelle
Marcello Mastroianni
Ursula Andress
Honor Blackman
Danny Kaye
Fox Mulder
Walter Matthau
Ernie and Bert
Johnny Depp
Peter Cook and Dudley Moore
Mendelssohn
Rowan Atkinson
Han Solo
John Lennon
The Pixies
Frozen Custard
David Letterman
Horatio Hornblower
David Bowie
John Taylor
Alan Alda
Charlize Theron

Former Crush (the price of growing up)

Kate Moss
Bruce Willis (I own his record)
Kenneth Branagh
Sting
Marilyn Monroe
Harry Connick, Jr.
Ewan McGregor
The Batman
Steve Martin
Omar Sharif
Jeannie
Shag
Harvey Comics
Julie Andrews
Ralph Fiennes
Hugh Jackman
Eddie Izzard

Anti-Crush

Mouth Noises
Charlie Sheen
Movies About Punching
Newscasters
Small Press
Onions
Jamie Lee Curtis
Joaquin Phoenix
Julia Roberts
Sex and the City
Donald Trump
Robin Williams
Dry Eyeballs
Michael Douglas
Magic Mountain
Human Digestion

Former Anti-Crush

James Coburn
Cabbage
Shirley MacLaine (it was my mom's fault)
Country Music
Dog Breath